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Originally Posted by merciless_merc
honestly there are some days i would take MRE's over the chow hall, i actually like most of the MRE's
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Army cooks:
can take a T-bone steak and turn it into asphalt
turn coffee into drain cleaner / paint remover
chicken into a wrestling champ
mashed potatoes into nuke weapon rated concrete
green beans into sewer pipe
peas into mini bowling balls (or armor piercing grapeshot for 8" howitzers)
bacon into sndblasting media
eggs into pothole filler
and biscuits into thick manhole covers
but they'll never mess up a hand of poker.
Why are Navy cooks so great?
Think about the long, wet walk home if they burn the roast . . . . . .