I can draw those boat plans up for you in AutoCAD.
Things I've seen about town.......
Little wieners......
I thought they were fried, not baked!?!
What happens when a broken window gets replaced with a glass that has a different color of glazing?
Pigeons don't see or understand the different glazing.
And fly right into the window.
Knocking the dust off of their feathers....
I'd have liked to have seen the looks of the people inside when that bird hit the glass.....