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9 Words Women Use​

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.

Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

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"No really it's okay, I enjoy being close to you." :brickwall:
 

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LOL, so true,, nice
 

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Worst part is that I'm dumb enough to get her to say all of the above almost everyday. I'm a slow learner, what can I say?
x2 on that. she has done all the above in the past 3 hours
 

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Don't forget that most questions are actually a request.

Example:

"Do you want to help me with the dishes?

Translation:

"You have spent enough time on the couch, get up and help."


Example:

"Are you wearing that to dinner with your parents?"

Translation:

"The same shirt you wore to work on your Jeep is not okay for a restaurant. Change please."
 
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