A Mafia Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walks into a
room to meet with his accountant.
The Godfather asks the accountant, "Where is the 3 million
bucks you embezzled from me?"
The accountant does not answer.
The Godfather asks again, "Where is the 3 million bucks you
embezzled from me?"
The attorney interrupts, "Sir, the man is a deaf mute and
cannot understand you, but I can interpret for you."
The Godfather says, "Well...ask him where the damn money is."
The attorney, using sign language, asks the accountant where
the 3 million dollars is.
The accountant signs back, "I don't know what you are talking
The attorney interprets to the Godfather, "He doesn't know
what you are talking about."
The Godfather pulls out a 9 millimeter pistol, puts it to
the temple of the accountant, cocks the trigger and says,
"Ask him again where the money is!"
The attorney signs to the accountant, "He wants to know
where it is!"
The accountant signs back, "OK! OK! OK!, the money is
hidden in a suitcase behind the shed in my backyard!"
The Godfather says, "Well....what did he say?"
The attorney interprets to the Godfather, "He says that you
don't have the guts to pull the trigger."
:bow::bow:Iraq demands that all aircraft flying in it's airspace give identification of country of origin, aircraft type, and destination.
One conversation with Iraq Defense ground Control was recorded and went like this:
Iraq Defense G.C. "Unidentified aircraft in Iraqi airspace, identify yourself and give your course and destination."
Aircraft: "This is a U.S. aircaft in Iranian airspace."
Iraq: You must give correct identification or leave. If you don't we will launch interceptor aircraft."
Aircraft: "This is a U.S. Marines FA-18. Come on up, we'll wait."
The Iraq ground control never replied . . . . .