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Well, looks like Halloween is officially over. I was cleaning up and found some rejected Halloween candy, which led me to remember all the candy I hated to get in my trick-or-treat bag as a kid.

What kinds of candy did/do you dislike getting at Halloween?

Here are my least favorites:














How about you guys? :pop:
 

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mcdonalds coupons...


i mean come on, they give these to kids. they want sweets, not 1200 calorie hamburgers.
 

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:D When I was a kid - abut a hundred years ago - I used to hate getting fresh fruit and also a toothbrush.

What kid wants a toothbrush or a healthy apple or orange on candy day? :brickwall:

Mini chocolate bars were king :bow:
 

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From comedian Lewis Black:

"The worst thing about Halloween is, of course, candy corn. It's unbelievable to me. Candy corn is the only candy in the history of America that's never been advertised. And there's a reason. All of the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. And so, since nobody eats that stuff, every year there's a ton of it left over. And the candy corn company sends the guys to the villages and they collect out of the dumpsters all the candy corn we've thrown away. They wash it!! They wash it!

I'll never forget the first time my mother gave me candy corn. She said, "Here - Lewis, this is candy corn. It's corn that tastes like candy". *SQUEAL!* This tastes like crap! And every year since then, Halloween has returned and I, like an Alzhiemer's patient, find myself in the room, and the room has a big table in it, and on the table is a bowl of candy corn. And I look at it as if I've never seen it before. "Candy corn", I think. "Corn that tastes like candy. I can't wait"... Son of a bitch!!"
 

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I love candy corn. I would start munching the tip with my front teeth and work my way down to the bottom....mmmmm.
 
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