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You Know You Drive An XJ When...

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You Know You Drive An XJ When

Your driving down the road, hit a bump, and your passenger says, "What was That?"
You Know you drive an XJ when

You hear, "Welcome to McDonald's, how may I take your order... can I get you to shut-off your engine, Please?"
You know you drive an XJ when

you open the door and hear, "Errrr... POP"!
When someone asks you what year your jeep is, and you reply "which part?"
You Know you drive an XJ when,

You pop the hood and expect to see oil dripping out of your air box.
You know you drive an XJ when

You start freakin' out when your Check Engine Light turns off!
You know you drive an XJ when

you almost get into a crash when you see another XJ drive by!!!
You Know you drive an XJ when,

when the valve train sound like a freight train.
well i dont drive a xj but...

you know you drive an MJ when,

you always get the question..."Was it hard to put a bed on a Cherokee?"
you no you drive an xj when you can drive the acctual speed limit in the snow.

when you go 4 a drive just to piss people off.
when you have to pull thru at mc ds lol
when your co workers get pissed bc you covered there car with mud leaving work or school.
when you have a rattle/shake that isnt from subwoofers
You know you have an XJ when when $ 50,000 SUV's can't go in a half inch of snow as well as you can in a foot.

You know you have an XJ in 2X4 when the back end passes you before you knew it started sliding.

You know you have an XJ when you're going thru places around the ol' fishing hole fairly quickly and the guys in the big 4X4 pickups are crawling thru to keep from high-centering.

You know you have an XJ when local ricers angrily wave a finger representing the horsepower of their wannabe cars because your stock exhaust with just a turbo muffler sounds better than their $300 fartcans.
You know you have an XJ when when $ 50,000 SUV's can't go in a half inch of snow as well as you can in a foot.

You know you have an XJ in 2X4 when the back end passes you before you knew it started sliding.

You know you have an XJ when you're going thru places around the ol' fishing hole fairly quickly and the guys in the big 4X4 pickups are crawling thru to keep from high-centering.

You know you have an XJ when local ricers angrily wave a finger representing the horsepower of their wannabe cars because your stock exhaust with just a turbo muffler sounds better than their $300 fartcans.
:agree::agree: love my turbo muffler they hate me :rofl::rofl::rofl:
:agree::agree: love my turbo muffler they hate me :rofl::rofl::rofl:

Turbo muffler nothing.

Get a Flowmaster 40.

Plus WE can drift, with even a hint of moisture on the road. Well we may not want to drift, but the XJ does. Oh well.
well i dont drive a xj but...

you know you drive an MJ when,

you always get the question..."Was it hard to put a bed on a Cherokee?"
Oooops... Sorry! :brickwall:


Let's make that:

You know that you drive an XJ OR MJ when...
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You know you drive an xj when your wallet is empty.
You know you drive a XJ when people call your Cherokee a truck and it drives you nuts.
You know you drive an XJ when you just realize you have several hundred post's on CherokeeTalk!!!
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You know you drive an XJ when you just realize you have several hundred post's on CherokeeTalk!!!
:p
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you know you drive an xj when even the cops say

"holy crap now thats a lot of mud"
You know you drive an XJ when you can swipe a credit card though the crack in your Exhaust Manifold!!!

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